Oh No! It's The Decepticons!

Robots position giant box over oil-spewing well.*




*No, this has nothing to do with sports, but sometimes I make an exception for Transformers. Anyway, for those of you who haven't seen the old cartoon (and I haven't seen the new movies so I don't know how similar they are) the evil Decepticons spent every waking our trying to steal the world's energy supplies and compressing them into "energon cubes".