Thursday, December 16, 2010

Sins Committed by Mike, Mike, and Mark Schlereth this morning:

1. Claiming that a high number of rushing attempts causes your team to win. (Check)

2. Blaming Mark Sanchez’s struggles on bad weather. (Check)

3. Going on ad nauseum about the Jets. (Check)

4. Claiming that “After Aaron Rodgers went out last week the offense was anemic”. (Check, and while technically true, ignored the fact that it was just as bad before he went out.)

5. Claimed that a team needs to “find its identity” to be good. I don’t know what that means. (Check)

6. Showtunes, sung by the Mikes. (Check)

7. Citing Darius Rucker's approval of said showtunes. (Check)

8. Misstatement of NFC North playoff scenario. (Check – Claim that a Packers loss eliminates them from contention. This is only true if the Bears win as well.)

9. Advertisements now integrated into the show, accompanied by annoying background drum machine. (Check)

10. Mark Schlereth – “I don’t have much use for statistics, but the one I like to look at is rush attempts”. (Check. And Good Lord.)

I think they made it worse. I did not think it was possible. And this didn’t even feature Ditka.

10 comments:

E.S.K. said...

Sins committed by Paul:

Listened to Mike and Mike - check

And that Paul, is the greatest sin of all.

Chris said...

Yes you keep listening and expecting them to change. You have to be the one that changes Paul and first step is you have to admit you have a Mike and Mike Problem.

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