Outsourcing My FJMing

Oh, Harold Reynolds, what have you done?

1. Rejecting newfangled (kind of) statistic? Check.

2. Actual use of the words "clogging up the base paths"? Check.

3. Not making a lick of sense? Check.

First read this, and then read Joe Posnanski's well done response.

Oy.

(H/T, BCB)